just-shower-thoughts:

If you chug a bottle of vodka on December 31st at 11:57:32, you’ll probably be vomiting horrendously when the clock strikes midnight. Start your new year off at rock bottom so you can only go up

jakeskis:

listening to ribs from pure heroine (2013) by lorde at 3:30 am should be classified as an official human emotion 

whomst:

No more ace discourse or kin drama or whatever in 2018 we’re baking banana bread and THATS FINAL

iman-92:

love being at home and being happily ugly in my own space. not performing femininity and just drinking tea. beautiful.

lucatiel:

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that 

edens-blog:

perfecly:

Stop planting your flowers in other people’s gardens if you know they aren’t going to water them.

is this metaphorical or are we talking about animal crossing because i

sheis:

me the whole night when its not bts: who in the Fuck

murdershegoat:

murdershegoat:

what really bothers me is that channing tatum may look like a thumb, but he’s a really cool dude. like, he’s openly bi and clearly is obsessed with his family and apparently loves fairies and there was that time he helped stan lee off stage bc he’s a gentleman and his favorite disney character is the sentient broom from fantasia and he’s been outspoken about gender equality and stuff and also his wife is hot as hell

but his fanbase is essentially like 40-60 year old women who are like ‘OOOOOOOH ABS MUSCLES DANCE LIL BITCH’ and it’s created this v specific image of channing tatum in the media when in reality his image should be giant fucken nerd in love w his amazing wife

hello i’d just like to publicly apologise for calling channing tatum a thumb at the beginning of this post it’s been bugging me for days and he doesnt deserve that he’s just out there trying to live his best life